oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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