with your own penis?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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