So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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