apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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