Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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