I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Do plants get herpes?
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