just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My boob is missing a layer of skin
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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