At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Welp...herpes.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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