we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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