I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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