i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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