We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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