Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize