The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
