kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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