You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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