This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
