with your own penis?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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