reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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