There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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