while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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