Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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