I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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