am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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