Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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