So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i barfeds in our rink
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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