Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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