Swine flu. Run for my life!
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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