And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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