Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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