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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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