I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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