At least make sure they are 18
Why
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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