there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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