I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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