I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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