Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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