sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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