Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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