I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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