Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You are the jesus of drinking
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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