I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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