I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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