please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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