As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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