you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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