gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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