Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You've changed since you got that strap on
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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