I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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