Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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