But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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