i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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