Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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