I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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