How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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