we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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