Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
How did I end up in the pool?!
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Do plants get herpes?
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